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Interestingly, if you chase curiosity and lust deep enough into the depths of obscure and degenerate porn fetishes, you'll find that it wraps back around to vanilla & wholesome - indeed wholesomeness is the most degenerate fetish quality of them all. And by that measure, this video is absolute FILTH

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Okay. I'm naming the long-haired one Crumberly Blandersnoot and the short-haired one Primbus Skribsby III.

Ha what a great setup. Pulled the ol' Uno reverse card. Turnabout's fair play!

Well shit, I clicked actually hoping this was a surprise CrackerMilk compilation.

Anyone else find it funny the entire premise is her teaching him to use a condom, then about 5mins in the condom magically disappears?

okay but like what the fuck

Definitely a video intended to be viewed with the sound off. Or by madmen.

I can attest that the title is accurate.

Agreed.

Her confidence is hot.

Now this is what 21st century porn is all about - just obscene and gratuitous overstimulation. I'm fuckin hyped, love it.